In the beginning..

Well folks, I am probably the last person anyone would ever want to read a blog by. I'm probably the most boring person out there. I used to worry my friends didn't like me because I am SO boring. One time I expressed this feelings to a certain friend and she just kind of shrugged her shoulders and murmured "ohh... noo..... we like you.... *cough*" (ahemkatie!) Not pointing any fingers here. Most of my friends have started this fun little blog trend and I would like to point out, circa 2006 I was the QUEEN of blogs. However, my blog was found by certain boys it wasn't supposed to ever be found by and it was basically the most embarrassing and awkward experience of my life.

I AM PROBABLY BORING YOU BY TALKING ABOUT BEING BORING RIGHT NOW!

So to jump right into things, here is my day (you're going to wish you were me!)

I woke up this morning at Chris' MULTIPLE TIMES. He has to take his crazy diet drops every 3 hours, so his alarm went off at 7. And then at 10. And then he decided to sit up in bed and play Runescape while I am attempting to sleep. First of all YES, RUNESCAPE. Second of all, the best way to make Laura a grouchy morning bear is by waking her up by shuffling around, turning on lights, getting in and out of bed and playing RUNESCAPE. So from the beginning, the day was a lost cause. I eventually got up at 12, got dressed, said goodbye&iloveyou to Chris and went home. I headed to work at 3. It was uneventful and boring. Lindsay talks about her ex-boyfriend THE WHOLE TIME "I'm so happy we broke up!" "Waah I'm always going to love him" "this is going to be the best summer ever!" "I feel like I was hit by a train I miss him so much" so that's always fun to listen to. Not. And then I whipped out my gleaming smile and my big puppy dog eyes and asked Warren if I could leave early, which he agreed to (of course) and now I'm here, eating an orange, in my pyjamas, relishing the fact that I am about to get into bed instead of standing at that front desk for another half hour.

In other fun news, I ordered a Victoria Secret bathing suit!! Pricey, but hopefully worth it seeing as my own bountiful bosums wouldn't fit in any bathing suit I tried on this weekend (Well, cute bathing suits anyways). And VS swim comes in cup sizes so I will be one perfectly fitted, sexy mama! It is set to arrive on Wednesday so stay tuned! ;P